Oh man, it's dropping out of heaven and it's bringing the word

The wicked fucking sound that you never have heard

I'll tell you all about it cause it's spoken to me

It damn near took my life and kicked the shit out of me, you see? 

Now it walks with my soul, and it lives with my mind

And it's got a big gun and it's hunting mankind

Shiny leather boots and a big set of wings

Many fucking presents for the children it brings

Flying through the heavens and it's made out of stars

It's walking on fire to the place that you are

Here it comes...

So grab your silver bullets and sharpen your stakes

And lock your fucking doors, for Jesus sakes

Because it's reading your mind, and it's ruined this land

And it's speaking a new language, things you can't understand

While it's fucking your girlfriend and it's flying in space

As it puts you to shame as it spits in your face

Then it flies back to Heaven and it sleeps with the stars

As it's eating up planets, and it's playing guitar

In fact, it's playing right now...